Wild Mushrooms, people claim to hunt them but aren’t they really just collecting? Good Will GatheringHunting has always been the more glamorous half of the Hunting/Gathering couple. “I am going deer gathering” doesn’t convey the same element of risk/skill as invoking a hunt does. (It isn’t the word, the modern hunt, a declaration that one is going to drink beer in a blind for two days until a deer walks 20 feet in front of a loaded rifle, does little to evoke an ancient rite.) Yet, if a sweetie was telling me she was going to gather tomatoes from the garden, I think that would be pretty hot, but then again I think bifocals are pretty sexy, especially on a chain.
So hunting might really be an overstatement, except there is an actual element of danger. Chanterelles come in many permutations – One book tells me that all chanterelles are edible, a second reference cautions me there is a look-a-like of the prized culinary mushroom that is deadly poisonous, while a third book tells me only 7 or 8 varieties can be consumed. Granted, this information comes from books about food and cooking not on mycelium collecting but information like that has me leaving the mushroom picking to the experts. Well that and I abhor nature, okay maybe not abhor, but I do prefer the great indoors with books and comfort and plumbing and the occasional sip of aged whiskey. Plus I take that Man v. Nature battle as more than a literary theme. Maybe nature isn’t cruel and antagonistic but it isn’t very kind and nurturing either.
And then there is Man v. Man aspect: Nearly 20 years ago in Oregon, two mushroom pickers, originally from Cambodia were shot to death in a dispute involving harvested mushrooms and race. There are the nearly annual stories about foragers getting robbed at gunpoint for $1000s worth of product. Isolated locations, far from laws & their enforcement, valuable merchandise – it is like Scarface meets Deliverance.
To the point - wild mushrooms aren’t annuals, cropping up in the same location at a predicable time every year: They have to be tracked, sometimes using dogs, much like a hunt. Chanterelles, morels, etc are found in rural locales, wooded areas and mountains – terrain synonymous with the modern hunt (Or Rambo movies). Fingers aren’t enough for a harvest - the coup de grace is delivered from the tip of a knife.
I’m not sure I would call it hunting in any sense of the word beyond the way one hunts for misplaced car keys. Then again, due to the lack of photosynthesis, pollination and ovaries I wouldn’t call the edible fungal growth that grows above the ground a ‘fruit’ either, but that is the terminology used by mycologists. Still, I would be more upset about the implications of an Easter egg hunt before I would worry about an activity that puts people in the proximity of bears and snakes and funguses. Hunting is accurate enough.



